my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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