yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
we're so committed to being not committed
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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