too bad you live with your parents still
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You ate ashes out of my bong
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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