On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
