just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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