Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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