All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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