I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize