yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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