I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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