I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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