My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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