Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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