i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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