I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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