He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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