I'm really into asian looking animals
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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