quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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