Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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