you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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