i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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