i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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