let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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