She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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