Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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