is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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