whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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