soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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