worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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