Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
