I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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