you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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