do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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