this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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