I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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