sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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