Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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