I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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