turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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