dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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