You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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