I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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