I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My dick has a subreddit
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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