No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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