Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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