belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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