K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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