We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
