Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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