Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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