What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We named our party play list daddy issues
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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