how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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