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She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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